the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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