please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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