If i come over, it means nothing
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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