Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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