That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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