She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm at about main and main street
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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