whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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