I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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