we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Let's get the cat blown out
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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