So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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