im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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