man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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