My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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