I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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