i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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