I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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