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Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Im part way to drunk.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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