btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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