Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You can make out without kissing
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