The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He passed out mid-signature
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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