i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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