I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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