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(949): View more from California

i just wanna soil my oats bro

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i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash

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(941): View more from Florida

If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?

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(516): View more from New York

Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

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(312): View more from Illinois

IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF

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(813): View more from Florida

It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.

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