Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
did i walk over a car last night?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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