I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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