She is in my trunk
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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