so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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