school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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