I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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