So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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