Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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