TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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