Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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