Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
