We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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