She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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