Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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