bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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