now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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