Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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