You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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