Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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