Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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