We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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