I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think people are normalizing furries
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