Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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