did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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