I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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