Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
please don't ironically join a cult
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