At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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