I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
