Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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