How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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