no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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